July 2009
A man just walked up to the window and said, “I’d like to use your phone.” to which I replied, “You may not, but I can call someone for you.” and the man asked, “Can you dial 911?” So I asked, “What should I tell them is the emergency?” and the man looked me dead in the eyes and said “I’d like to report a murder.”
I didn’t let a handicapped man in the store so he sat outside and yelled at me through the speaker for an hour about how he was going to get me fired. I turned off the speaker halfway through though.