May 2013
momgenes:
A woman pours so much hand sanitizer on her hands that it runs off and spills all over the floor. It is pooling at her feet. She continues pouring it. A security guard comes over. Ma’am, you’re causing a disturbance. I’m going to have to ask you to leave. The security guard slips, falls. The security guard is covered in hand sanitizer. The security guard is so clean. The woman is so...
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October 2012
overlordleaveshiswife:
mediaplay:
deborah. that’s a name you don’t hear anymore.
i do. that’s my mom’s name
that’s my mom’s name too. DEB
September 2012
